Zoo Hairdresser- Zoo Cuts

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Zoo
Hairdresser


Looking for a hairdressing challenge?
Then you might be the perfect candidate to
join the team at Zoo Cuts! As a zoo
hairdresser, you will receive:


  • Free entry to the zoo anytime
    (yes, even Christmas day!)
  • An unlimited supply of peanuts
  • Unlimited fur trimmings that can be used to make hats or coats
This position has recently been filled by scissors extraordinaire, David Chalmers. To learn more about David, click here.

The Zoo Cuts team travels from zoo to zoo to ensure that all animals look their best.
(Except for the reptiles - there's nothing we can do about them.)

We believe that with the right haircut, any animal will be proud enough to strut their stuff for the zoo's patrons. Whether it's blow-waving a polar bear's coat or giving a chimpanzee a comb-over, we know how to make any animal in vogue.

Applicants must have -

  • A hunger for hair... and adventure!
  • Courage. You must not be afraid of the odd growl or wayward claw.
  • Knowledge of all the hottest animal cuts. (Coyote mullets are so last season.)
This job ad is fictitious ad and is part of SEEK's advertising program. To find out more click here.

08 Oct 2009

Location:
Brisbane

Classification:
Trades & Services
Hairdressing


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