Zoo Hairdresser
David Chalmers
Just because animals come from the wild doesn't mean they have to look that way. That's the philosophy behind 'Zoo Cuts', David Chalmers' successful zoo hairdressing business.
After years of cutting human hair, David felt bored and uninspired. This all changed after his holiday in Africa, where a lion with an immaculate mane caught his eye. Spellbound by its sublime golden locks, he knew that he had found a hair-cutting challenge that would allow for the diversity (and danger) he craved.
David and his team offer stylish cuts to all creatures great and small, taking great care to attend to the individual needs of each animal. He hasn't yet been able to match that perfect lion's mane, but it's this pursuit of perfection that makes him love his career.

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